whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
sinbadism:
fozmeadows:
flatluigi:
veliseraptor:
seagodofmagic:
veliseraptor:
okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”
what are the modernists even
the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted
oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and
Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.
ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little
“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line
No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece
What’s amazing about this is that Hemingway’s writing is never this good in any other situation
I’M FUCKING H O W L I N G I LOVE
jamesbuchenan:
Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)
frederickmercury:
Freddie Mercury at his 39th birthday party in Munich, 1985
Photo by Richard Young
jpaddey:
Tumblr I am very busy and have no time for personal drawings, so here are some bees that I did awhile ago.
Busy bees…….
I’m sorry.
unsends:
me: idgaf
narrator: they did, in fact, gaf
harrystylesdaily:
Harry out in London on December 7th, 2016.